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Hey guys! I love meeting new people and getting to know them. I don't bite, I'm friendly (my brother Roxas says after after a few drinks, I get really friendly, but he's probably just jealous that people like me more)

(M!A status: none)

thirteendaze:

sorabora:

thirteendaze:

sorabora replied to your post: *rolls on*

Just wanted to chill on my favorite bro/pillow. Ahh yeahh, Roxy steak.

“You love it. However my gaming arm does not. Gerroff, I’m trying to play Walking Dead here. 

If you’re lucky, I’ll encrust it in peppercorns and make frites and garlic mayo too. Steak’s brilliant too, if I do say so myself.”

“Aww Clem makes me wish we had a little sister.

Sometimes I forget that you’re the steak-god.  And then other times you make me want steak for breakfast, lunch, and the other one.”

“Thought she might. You’d dote on her like a brother obsessed. I’d just be like, ffft, whatever man. Having a sister would have been weird.

Anyway, how dare you forget? Just because I’ve been experimenting in the kitchen away from steak, that makes you forget? Ugh.”

“No way it’d be super cute.  Or maybe I’m think about a puppy.

Forgive me, steak god! All your foods are yummy and delicious and gifts from the gods, and if I didn’t swim I’d be fat and demanding even more food.”

thirteendaze:

sorabora replied to your post: *rolls on*

Just wanted to chill on my favorite bro/pillow. Ahh yeahh, Roxy steak.

“You love it. However my gaming arm does not. Gerroff, I’m trying to play Walking Dead here. 

If you’re lucky, I’ll encrust it in peppercorns and make frites and garlic mayo too. Steak’s brilliant too, if I do say so myself.”

“Aww Clem makes me wish we had a little sister.

Sometimes I forget that you’re the steak-god.  And then other times you make me want steak for breakfast, lunch, and the other one.”

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

thirteendaze:

sorabora:

thirteendaze:

So there’s a point in the day where you get the urge to put your hands around someone’s neck and tighten. 

That point is now, and that person is Axel. 

Fuck you. 

I can grab my struggle bats and we can beat him up if you want.

He’d only fucking struggle more. 

I just. 

I feel like I need to kill someone right now and he’s clearly the closest thing breathing to me. 

I have Mean Girls, cupcakes, cuddles and pillows to scream in if you want.

I’ll also be your alibi if you do go out and kill him.

thirteendaze:

So there’s a point in the day where you get the urge to put your hands around someone’s neck and tighten. 

That point is now, and that person is Axel. 

Fuck you. 

I can grab my struggle bats and we can beat him up if you want.

snoipahkat:

my son

#sorabora wishes he were this awesome
bitch please

snoipahkat:

my son

#sorabora wishes he were this awesome

bitch please